It’s Girl Scout cookie season, and former Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe recently found out that one of them is harnessing an entrepreneurial spirit and some brutal honesty in an attempt to move product.
After discovering that her Dad’s friend makes good money, a scout named Charlotte decided to write him a letter to make him aware of the offerings. In the process, she stated her desire to be completely honest with her clients, and decided to describe and rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10.
The result is so hilarious that the letter was passed on to Rowe, who proceeded to read it in the video below while cracking up. As you’ll see, Samoas and Thin Mints receive high marks, while the Toffee-tastic is described as “bleak, flavorless, gluten-free wasteland”.
If you would like to buy from Charlotte, you can do so here.
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