Sarah Collins will be celebrating Christmas this year with her one true love: pizza. In fact, her affection and dedication was deep enough for the world’s most perfect food to make an appearance on her Christmas card.
“I chose pizza because it’s [sic] always answers my calls, comforts me when I need it, and gives my stomach a warm hug. I foresee that Pizza and I will be together for a long time to come. Even if I find another love I believe that pizza and I will keep an open relationship.”
Since the signs are so good, we expect that Sarah may next follow in the footsteps of Nicole Larson, who recently posed for engagement photos with her Pizza Hut fiancé.