Zombie Chicken McNugget For Sale On eBay

We’ve seen this sort of thing before. Somebody tries to sucker the public into buying food on eBay that’s shaped like something, and surprisingly enough, the suckers line right up. However, this Chicken McNugget just happens to be the harbinger of doom, so if someone buys it and consumes it they just might be saving the world. From the product page:

Up for bid is a chicken McNugget I recently acquired from McDonalds. I was about to eat it, when I noticed it had an uncanny resemblance to the undead, from its sunken in eyes, to it’s gritty little, half-exposed teeth, and sinus cavity. It even appears to have a cross of bone near the throat, which would be the appropriate place for the larynx and collar bone. After that…I lost my appetite. I put it on in the freezer, where it remains preserved to show off to friends and family, but I think it may be time to part ways.

(eBay via Consumerist)

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