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Beef Straws: Snap Into a Bloody Mary


Haha… beef straws.

If you are anything like me, you’ve always wondered how you can get your beverages to taste more like meat. Finally, there’s an answer in the form of Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws. Basically, it’s a hollowed-out Slim Jim that you use to drink a Bloody Mary, milk, beer, soda, orange juice—whatever you can handle.

Product Page ($22.95 for 20 straws via Neatorama)

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