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How To Keep Your Dinosaur Meat Fresh

If properly packaged, dinosaur leg and sabertooth filets can stay fresh for millions of years thanks to Bosch’s VitaFresh refrigerator technology.

Although, I’m not quite sure how dinosaurs got their claws on a refrigerator back then. Maybe Bosch developed their own Jurassic Park farms for genetically modified dino-meats, then used those meats to help sell refrigerators. Everyone knows that the best dinosaur meat was cooked in the fires of a cataclysmic explosion and aged over the course of millions of years.  Snap into some dino-jerky!

(Bosch via Super Punch)

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