When your co-workers care enough to make a cake like this then you know it’s coming from a place of love. I mean, they didn’t just hastily scribble “you’re dead to us” on the cake with icing. No, they took the time to mold the letters and create a fancy decorative ring telling you to go away. I’m sure there will be tears in their eyes as they have security escort you out of the building.
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