Geeks! We’re everywhere, even in the places you wouldn’t expect to find us. We’re not just providing you with tech support and critiquing your choice of reality TV shows anymore. Oh, no. We’re scoring your touchdowns, too.
Take, for example, Bucs player Mike Evans, who last week married Ashli Evans and rocked the event with this deliciously detailed Hogwarts-themed wedding cake.
Featuring tiers styled after each of the Hogwarts houses, as well as an owl on top and a certain boy wizard’s glasses, wand and scarf on the base, this is truly a Gryffindor-licious cake. (Ben, no. We talked about this. – Ed)
Now, as we all know, the universe is built upon balance. Good versus evil, light versus dark, these forces must be kept in check. The long and the short of it is that one of you nerds out there is going to have to have a football-themed wedding. We know, we’re not exactly thrilled about it either. But it’s either that, or people and planets and stars will become dust, and the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become nothing. So, y’know. Start getting some quotes on a cake shaped like a football helmet, that’s all we’re saying.