Because news is getting weirder every day – An 18 year old in Virginia was arrested earlier this week after he crawled around a Walmart on all fours – stealing 26 gallons of milk in the process. After somehow avoiding detection by the store’s staff and loss-prevention, the cow man escaped the store and was later spotted handing out stolen milk to passers-by and skipping down the sidewalk – while still wearing the suit.
“This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I’ve seen,” a spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff told InsideNova.com. “It might’ve been a prank that went wrong, but it isn’t as funny when [the suspect] breaks the law.”
The man was later apprehended by police at a local McDonald’s, where he was out of costume. The suit was found in his car and he was identified by Walmart staff.
(via The Consumerist)