Want to try a cut of meat that is really exotic—maybe even magical? Well, Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat is probably as close as you’re going to get to eating a real mythical creature. Plus it’s only $9.99! What’s more, if you purchase $80 worth of stuff from ThinkGeek, they’ll throw in a can of Unicorn Meat for free—just add promo code MAGICMEAT at checkout.
Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you’re lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He’ll know what to do.
Canned Unicorn Meat—
$12.99 $9.99 (23% off)