Starbucks unveiled its Unicorn Frappuccino this week and the poor baristas that work there are experiencing first-hand the power of unicorn sales magic. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the barista ranting in the video below speaks for many of his associates.
— Braden Burson (@iambburson) April 19, 2017
I haven’t tried one personally, but we’re not hearing great things about the flavor. “It tastes like loud sadness” is probably the best description we’ve seen thus far. So if you want to save baristas and your own internal organs, it’s probably best to avoid the Unicorn Frappuccino.