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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Robs Wendy’s In Wisconsin

Last week a man, or possibly a desperate TMNT character, held up a Wendy’s in Rib Mountain, Wisconsin. The suspect was 5’10”, stocky, and wearing a TMNT mask. The man, along with an accomplice, tied up two employees and made off with an unknown amount of cash.

As of this writing, the suspects are still at large. However, there’s a possibility that the government is portraying the suspect as a man in a TMNT mask to avoid questions about the existence of giant, mutated, sewer dwelling reptiles with martial arts skills.

(i09 via CA)


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