Cheese is delicious and a favorite snack of many Americans. Some of us are going too far with our dairy obsession though and actually naming children “Cheese.” According to a report from NY Mag, the number of newborns given the dubious name increased 450% this year. 450%!
Thankfully even with the huge growth spike, that means out of 500,000 parents, only nine babies were named “Cheese.” I’m still shaking my head that the number is over zero. Can you just imagine all the horrible jokes those poor kids will have to put up with? I hope they find each other and start a “my parents gave me a weird name” support group.