First of all, there’s a South Korean drama called Everybody, Kimchi! The show takes place against the background of the kimchi industry. Secondly, kimchi makes a good weapon. In the below clip, a woman gets angry at a man (maybe her boss?) and slaps him with a giant hunk of kimchi. It’s about as gross as you’d think.
Watch the slap after the break. Skip to about 1:30 to see the action.