Fighting a dragon is hard work. The least you can get for your trouble is a can of grade A Dragon Meat! It will come as no surprise that Radiant Farms – the label behind Unicorn Meat – has come up with this delicacy. The exotic treat is pre-cooked for that perfect charred taste.
This is the part where it’s important to note that this item isn’t actually edible, and the can contains a severed dragon head rather than ground meat. It’s still wonderful.
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