What would you do if you possessed a long beard? You’d probably style it in silly fashions in the comfort of your own bathroom, but you’d be doing it wrong. Clearly, this is the best purpose for facial hair: beard bowls! Mr. Incredibeard uses his beard as entertainment. It’s apparently magical and will absorb styling products so it can be sculpted into anything.
I just hope he didn’t actually eat any of those noodles because… gross.
See how the beard also doubles as a cup holder after the break.