You could eat like Sterling Archer by following this recipe from Andrew Rea, but your wallet and your heart probably can’t afford it (Rea could only stomach a bite or two). Don’t forget that Archer is basically immortal.
The good news is that you can still enjoy watching the video while you eat the breakfast burrito you just microwaved.
Yeah. It’s kinda gross. Even if you can afford to make it, the money would be best applied to the Eggs Woodhouse for Good fundraiser for the nonprofit Hour Children.