The BS factory known as “The Onion” has latched onto Denny’s Middle Earth-inspired menu and turned it into a fascinating story about Peter Jackson’s quest to insert CGI breakfast foods into the film. According to America’s Finest News Source, Jackson sought to strike a balance which would stay true to Tolkien’s vision while tipping his cap to Denny’s awesome menu. Did it work? Listen to the
completely legitimate interviews after the jump and see for yourself.