Here’s something I never thought I’d type: Reddit user joes_nipples has tasted Mountain Dew Dewitos and has lived to tell the tale.
Yes, friends, Mountain Dew has taken the work out of chewing your Doritos and saved you the trouble of orange dusted fingers by creating this 2 in one taste sensation.
Here’s what I want to know…there are multiple flavors of both Mountain Dew and Doritos. So, what’s next? Mountain Dew Baja Ranch?
Oh and, before you tell yourself this isn’t real, a Pepsi spokesman has confirmed. From The Verge:
We are always testing out new flavors of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us. We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities.
I think I’m gonna barf.