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Soylent Green Crackers Taste Like People

These “all-natural” green crackers are made with nutritious plankton and a mystery ingredient that we can’t quite place. It has a meaty flavor with an aroma that reminds us of this cologne our friend Bob used to wear. I wonder what happened to that guy.

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