If you want eating to be unnecessarily painful, check out this soon to be released Instant Regret Peanut Butter:
This time, we’ve gone straight to the top, and recruited the undisputed ruler of the chilli jungle, the King Naga chilli. We start by milking every last drop of capsaicin from the chillies, which we combine with the finest peanuts money can buy. Throw in a little oil, some seasoning, and a dash of Habanero chilli extract just for good measure. Then we butter it up.
In case you’re wondering, all of that measures up to a blazing 12 million SHU on the Scoville Scale. Pre-order it now so you can regret buying and eating it later.
Product Page: (£7, or about $11)