astronaut backpack flask

The prospect of heading into space is stressful and daunting. You can take the edge off with booze though. Actually, don’t do that unless you’re only pretending to be an astronaut for Halloween. If that’s the case, we have the backpack you need. This design looks like an oxygen tank, but it’s actually a giant flask that holds 64 ounces of liquid. Strap it on your back and take the party with you wherever you go.

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Next time you prepare astronaut fare such as thermo-stabilized cheddar cheese spread or rehydratable peas, strap on this 100% kona cotton Apollo 11 apron and take one giant leap for novelty aprons. This offering from Etsy seller jordandene pays tribute to the Apollo 11 mission and its most famous participant, Neil Armstrong. However, men need not apply, because it is only available in a women’s one-size-fits-most style… bummer.

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