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We are not making this one up. This is truly a Black Sabbath cover band that dresses up like the iconic McDonald’s characters. Ronald is on vocals while Grimace, Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar provide the music. They even have t-shirts for sale, which makes them as real as any other band (until McDonald’s finds a way to shut them down). You can see them in action as they play Frying Pan which you may know better as Iron Man.

See the video after the break.

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Because those two fast food clowns weren’t scary enough already.

(via Cheezburger)

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In an effort to fill their wallets and wean 80s metal fans from beer to wine, oversexed hair band Whitesnake has released their own brand of zinfandel from the Russian River Valley.

Lead singer David Coverdale, who you may remember as the guy whose face kept interrupting Tawny Kitaen’s car dance, had this to say:

It’s a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness … I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies …Is this love? … I believe it is …

Perfect. Now you will have Whitesnake approved wine to drink when you and your woman enjoy dinner by candlelight to the romantic sounds of  Slide it In.

Product Page: ($29.95 via The Consumerist)