Shoot sobriety in the face with the Gun Kool Koozie. Lock and load!
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If you’re looking for a drinking buddy to destroy your liver with, this Facebook-inspired doormat should do the trick. More likely than not however, what you’ll get is an endless stream of annoying conversations.
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Looking for something a little stronger than Butterbeer? Try a Hogwart’s Doubledortmunder Red Muggle Ale with a label inspired by Smithwick’s Irish Red.
This t-shirt is currently on sale for $12. Better grab it while you can because it disappears in around 24 hours.
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You want some thrilling heroics? Just give me a few Shiny Bocks and a silly hat.
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Starbucks explained that recently removing the word “coffee” from its logo freed up the company to branch out into new products. One of those products appears to be alcohol as the company looks to expand on this offering to new locations in Atlanta and Southern California. They also plan on boozing-up select Chicago locations by the end of 2012.
Starbucks began selling beer and wine in a handful of Seattle-area Starbucks locations starting in 2010.
“As our customers transition from work to home, many are looking for a warm and inviting place to unwind and connect with the people they care about,” Clarice Turner, Starbucks’ senior vice president of U.S. operations, said in a news release.
Starbucks noted that it does not expect to bring beer and wine sales to all of its 11,000 cafes, but it’s clear that they plan on taking the offering nationwide.
(via Reuters)
Redneck cat enjoys cheap beer and being carried around like a baby. It also proves that Miller Lite is the perfect beer to compliment the taste of your own crotch.
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When it comes to drinking, you’ll be the one stumbling off the top of the podium. You’re a true champion—and now you have the gold medal bottle opener to prove it.
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