This handy Venn diagram breaks down the menu options at Giddyup Coffee in London so that you’ll be able to order even before that first cup of coffee. If only everything in life could be so neatly ordered.
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Want a fun treat for your next nerdy gathering? Make breakfast cereal TIE Fighters! Tumblr user Brock Davis came up with the simple idea. You just need two Crispix, two Cheerios, and a little bit of frosting to hold the pieces together. It might be a little time-consuming to make a whole fleet of them but just think about how cute they’ll look taking over your kitchen table! Now to figure out how to make equally tiny X-wings to fight them.
The Egg Minder is a “smart” egg carton that notifies you via a “wink” message to your smartphone that you’re running low on eggs. The carton also features small, LED readouts that point out the oldest egg of the bunch.
Yep. This is actually a thing. Just curious, what haven’t we put a man on Mars yet? Oh, that’s right, it’s because we’ve been developing egg-monitoring technology for die-hard omelette fans. Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
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Having trouble waking up in the morning? Ghost Pepper Jelly will fix that. Spread this napalm-in-a-jar on some toast (and yep, it actually does have ghost peppers in it), and you’ll be breathing fire for the rest of the day.
If you’re unfamiliar, Ghost Peppers are some of the hottest peppers on Earth. the average Jalepeno pepper rates in at about 3,000 SHU (official scale of spiciness), while ghost peppers clock in at an amazing 1,000,000 SHU. Yeah, that napalm bit really wasn’t a joke.
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Do you love bacon? Wish you could smell like that crispy, pork goodness 24/7? Well, then you’ll love Archie Mcphee’s bacon body wash. It’ll drive your pets insane and you’ll basically smell like breakfast for an entire day!
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This toast perfume comes from The Federation of Bakers who made the special limited edition scent for London Fashion Week. The idea was to challenge the notion that bread isn’t good for you and to encourage people to once again put toast on the table at breakfast. All their free samples are gone, so you’ll have to be content with toasting up a few slices of the real thing and rubbing it all over your body.
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Looking for a clever way to add a twist to your boring, run-of-the-mill waffles? Well, then you have to check this out: Taste for Adventure has a step-by-step guide on how to make waffle sushi. The kooky treat’s made from fresh fruit, cream cheese, maple syrup and, of course, waffles. It’s a definite five-star meal in my book!
Baguettes, eggs, and bacon are all items of food that are delicious on their own, but what if you put them together? Magic happens. Eugenie’s Kitchen has come up with the brilliant idea of making a hole in a baguette and frying an egg inside it. Once it’s done, you sprinkle bacon on top. Tada! Bacon, eggs, and baguettes all in one wonderful bite. Get the full details and how-to at Eugenie’s Kitchen.
As you may remember, Taco Bell was testing a Breakfast Waffle Taco in California which consists of a folded waffle stuffed with sausage and scrambled eggs served with a side of syrup. It is now being reported that the creation will be available at an additional 100 locations in Fresno, Calif., Omaha, Neb., and Chattanooga, Tenn starting today, so you may want to clear your schedule and put on your overeating pants.