Remember when we talked about that Darth Vader toaster that toasts “Star Wars” on the side of the bread? Well, it’s finally available! Now when the Sith Lord stops by for breakfast you’ll know exactly what to serve him. Oh, by the way, you should probably skip serving him blue milk. Might remind him a bit too much of Tatooine, if you catch my drift.
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Now you can tilt back a cold one from the throat of Darth Vader, Boba Fett or R2-D2 with these Star Wars Signature Steins by Underground Toys.
Each stein is 9″ tall and can hold up to 22 ounces of any beverage. They’re made of high quality ceramic and feature a head-hinged lid with genuine pewter.
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This glass cutting board features an image of Darth Vader on a lovely damask background. It’s available in either 8″ x 11.5″ or 11.25″ x 15.5″ sizes in a whole range of colors to match your kitchen, but it really feels like we should only be able to buy this in black, don’t you think?
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Do you remember that scene in The Empire Strikes back when the audience sees the back of Vader’s head when his helmet is being removed? Well, now you can recreate that scene with this awesome Darth Vader Helmet Cookie Jar. But instead of seeing a scarred, wrinkled old man noggin’ when you lift up the helmet, you’ll get to see some delicious cookies! Yeah, cookies are definitely a lot more pleasant.
Officially licensed by Lucasfilm, this highly detailed jar is perfect for holding a vast assortment of snacks for when you finally decide to give into the Dark Side in the middle of the night.
Pancake artist extraordinaire Nathan Shields has been featured on That’s Nerdalicious for everything from Star Wars to fractals to Halloween pancakes. His latest creations are these Darth Vader and Elsa stencils that were made with a combination of cocoa powder and powdered sugar. You can even download his stencils and make these yourself.
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Darth Vader is just a big ol’ softy at heart. When he’s done slaying Jedi children and blowing up unsuspecting planets with moon-like space stations, he loves to bake chocolate chip cookies. Celebrate the kinder side of Darth Vader with this “You Can’t Resist The Force Of The Cookies” t-shirt, which is 100 percent cotton. Just remember, Darth Vader hates oatmeal cookies, so don’t bake those. If you do, he might think you’re part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, and he’ll have you taken away. Trust me, you don’t want that.
Some bakers are secretly Jedi Masters, and Compassionate Cake might have a higher ranking than even Yoda. Jessica, the woman behind the bakery, is responsible for these sugar cookies and she did an unbelievable job with the portraits. She painted miniature pieces of art featuring Princess Leia, Darth Maul, Jango Fett, and more. I especially love that even Leia’s hair is textured and realistic looking. These desserts really do look too amazing to eat.
Grilling techniques from the galaxy far, far away are coming to Earth. We’ve already seen lightsaber BBQ tongs, and now ThinkGeek’s offering a lightsaber BBQ fork to go with them. The stainless steel design won’t let you turn hot dogs over with the Force but using a lightsaber is the second best thing, right? Right.
See a close-up of the hilt/grip after the break.
Add a touch of the Dark side to your next movie marathon with this Darth Vader popcorn bucket and Stormtrooper mug! The plastic products are functional for serving food and beverages, but you could also use them as decoration or even for storage. Keep tea bags in Darth Vader’s head, or serve candy in the Stormtrooper’s helmet. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination.