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Making Easter eggs is fun but, if you’re anything like me, your crafting skills may be lacking. Which is why I think these printable Adventure Time egg costumes are kinda brilliant.

The Lumpy Space Princess is my personal favorite, but they’re all really cute and very manageable, even for craft noobs like myself. Plus they’re free to download and print.

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Why have a boring old egg cup when you can get your Star Wars fix at breakfast with this Star Wars R2-D2 Egg Cup?

Just pop the dome off and R2′s body will hold your egg while you eat. You’ll have to supply your own bips and boops.

Product Page ($16)

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Do you have a passionate hatred for eggs? If so, this video is going to make you so happy. The crew over at Dude Perfect rounded up 720 eggs and wrecked them to broken yolks and shells. That might not sound like anything worth watching, but it’s in BroMo. The ongoing series puts “guy things” in slow motion. Watch them blow up, squish, shoot, and do everything they can to destroy a bunch of eggs in slo-mo.

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You know how some websites exist on the internet strictly for the purpose of trolling you? That seems to be the premise of YouTube’s HowtoBasic. You’re not actually going to learn anything, but you’ll most likely be bewildered and maybe entertained. Oh, and there are always raw eggs.

In this episode, you’re supposed to learn how to make a lightsaber from raw eggs over the course of an impossibly weird reenactment of the Star Wars trilogy.

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This little suit of armor egg cup will hold your soft-boiled egg safely in its grasp and look stupidly adorable at the same time. He even comes equipped with his very own egg spoon lance for breaking off the top of the egg to get to its yummy innards. They say it’s perfect for kids, but I think it’s just as perfect for us grown-up types, too.

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Aw, romance is all the sweeter for involving a little bacon. This GIF playing on the movie Love Actually was created by Denny’s and it might be the most romantic thing you see this Christmas. Behold, the lowly bacon professing his love for the lovely egg. Stupid egg. Who would turn down bacon?

(Denny’s via Mashable)

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The Egg Minder is a “smart” egg carton that notifies you via a “wink” message to your smartphone that you’re running low on eggs. The carton also features small, LED readouts that point out the oldest egg of the bunch.

Yep. This is actually a thing. Just curious, what haven’t we put a man on Mars yet? Oh, that’s right, it’s because we’ve been developing egg-monitoring technology for die-hard omelette fans. Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

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Baguettes, eggs, and bacon are all items of food that are delicious on their own, but what if you put them together? Magic happens. Eugenie’s Kitchen has come up with the brilliant idea of making a hole in a baguette and frying an egg inside it. Once it’s done, you sprinkle bacon on top. Tada! Bacon, eggs, and baguettes all in one wonderful bite. Get the full details and how-to at Eugenie’s Kitchen.

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With Easter barreling towards us at breakneck speed, Instructables user “lmnopeas” decided to surprise her son with custom painted eggs to satisfy his Super Mario obsession.

I used images from my iphone to replicate the Nintendo characters. I basically drew the images on with a pencil and then used Acrylic paint to fill them in. I used Sharpie Paint markers to fill in small details like the pupils.

Check out the link below to view a sh*t ton of progress photos.

(Instructables via OW)