I am a fanatical Giants fan. My father got me watching the games with him at the beginning of the 86-87 season and by the time they got to the Super Bowl that year I was already hooked for life. Whenever they reach the big game we always throw a huge party, so we’re already hard at work making plans. If you had told me a month ago that the Giants weren’t really a bunch of bums, I would have planned ahead and ordered up some of these absurd gadgets to make the party even more fun.
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If your New Year’s resolution is to be nerdier than you were the year before, using one of the following drinking gadgets on New Year’s Eve will have you off to a good start. Then again, there’s nothing good about getting into a fistfight over which Doctor was the best.
My God—how did I not see this before? A propane tank is only a few coats of paint away from being a giant Lego minifig head!
(via instructables)
Denny’s is reinforcing its reputation as the place to go when you are drunk and craving a preposterously unhealthy sandwich with their new Mac ‘N Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt.
At 1690 calories, it’s nearly twice as fattening as their Fried Cheese Melt.
The sandwich features “a hand-pressed beef patty topped with new creamy Mac ‘n Cheese, melted cheddar cheese and zesty Frisco sauce on grilled potato bread.” It can also be topped with extra ooze for 69 cents more.
The Mac ‘N Cheese Big Daddy Melt is actually part of a new “Let’s Get Cheesy” Menu—which is broken down in the press release and image gallery after the break.
We’ve been talking about the new Triple Double Oreo for months now, and we are happy to announce that it has officially hit the market.
From the press release:
In early May, word of the yet-to-be released TRIPLE DOUBLE OREO cookie reached the Internet and within hours, OREO fans were buzzing throughout social media about this new take on the iconic cookie. At long last, the wait is over. The TRIPLE DOUBLE OREO cookie, which combines two layers of OREO creme, one chocolate and one original, with three layers of crunchy, chocolaty OREO cookies, is available in stores nationwide.
It still kills me that they are using athletes like Shaq, Eli Manning, Venus Williams and Apolo Anton Ohno to advertise this product. Well, maybe not Shaq. Now that he’s retired, look for him to get super fat eating these.
(via The Consumerist)
I haven’t used a lunchbox since elementary school, but I must have this Walking Dead version. I will pack a lunch even though I work from home. I will take it on picnics. All for only $11.99.
Plus, food just tastes better out of a Walking Dead lunchbox—even brains I would suspect.
Product Page ($11.99/Pre-Order for an October 12th release date)
R2-D2 just ate your lunch—but that’s cool because he’s portable and insulated. In fact, he just might be the coolest lunchbox ever made thanks to the addition of push button lights and sounds.
That’s right—just press a button and Artoo will entertain you with lights and his customary beeps and boops while you eat.
He’s also made by Thermos, who probably had a hand in making your old Star Wars lunchbox as a kid. The only downside is that this particular droid isn’t made of metal, so he won’t do the greatest job of protecting your PB&J from getting squished and soggy.
There’s no C-3PO drink bottle either, which seems like a major oversight.
Product Page ($12.99 via Technabob)
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No joke, Hahns takes the cake with their new ad for Super Dry beer.
Check out the video after the break to see how Hahn’s infuses their beer with super and awesome.
In a galaxy far, far away (England). CORNOBI!
Indeed, the Cornobi lightsaber corn holder is coming soon from “ideas man” Shed Simove. If you are impatient and demand the utmost accuracy in your corn holders, you might want to just affix a skewer to one of the many lightsaber replicas out there.
Check out a video of Cornobi in action after the break.
My plans for the Memorial Day holiday weekend definitely involve inviting friends and family over and firing up the grill. I might even bust out the croquet set for a game or two. Inevitably a combination of smoked meats, alcohol and the blazing sun will result in a heated argument about bonus strokes that will culminate in me hurtling my brother’s mallet over the neighbor’s fence. Good times — but I digress. The following gadgets can make your grilling party more portable, more extreme and more fun.
