The former Subway worker behind the theodd1sout comic YouTube page is back with another peek inside the life of a fast food employee in “Sooubway Part 3”.

He explains that the moral of the video is that you should be nice to fast food and retail employees because sometimes they will go the extra mile to serve you despite hilariously low pay. Just don’t cross them, because they might withhold your turkey just because they can. [click to continue…]

Does that mean L.A. bakeries are technically arms dealers? This changes things… [click to continue…]

Loot At This Blurry Meat

It is not out of focus. It could be thinly sliced ham, or as one Redditor conspiracy theorist noted, it could be Bigfoot meat.

Truly a meat of mystery.

Okay, the Internet isn’t even trying anymore. Though, I have to admit that the cosplay is pretty spot on in these pictures (especially the Elsa version above). Merida should have been a curly fry though. [click to continue…]

If you’re going to attack Wendy’s on Twitter, you had better have a solid argument because they aren’t going to lie down and take it with typical PR-speak. Apparently, they’re not afraid to embarrass you so badly that you feel compelled to delete your Twitter account. [click to continue…]

Check out the entire comic from OwlTurd below. [click to continue…]

Percy the cat has long been a food thief according to his owner, Sophia Lindner. Over time, he has pilfered chocolate cupcakes, PayDay bars, popcorn, ham, chicken, beef jerky, pasta and Cheez-Its, and has honed his skills so he can steal from tupperware containers, cupboards, and even backpacks.

However, he was recently caught red pawed while trying to confiscate a cinnamon bun from the Christmas table, and the resulting photo of the incident captures Percy at the exact moment that he realizes the jig is up. [click to continue…]

It all makes sense now. Those weird products and promotions were all part of KFC’s decent into madness. The journey culminated in the New Year’s Eve tweet below. [click to continue…]

Today’s showers aren’t just about getting clean and inconspicuously weeping before going to that job you hate—oh no. Now you can take the edge off with Shower Beer.

Sure, any beer can be a shower beer, but this strong pale ale from design firm Snask and Sweden PangPang brewery has shower-ready features like fun branding and a convenient 6oz size which makes it drinkable in only a few sips. The idea is that you would be able to get a buzz on quickly before the beer gets warm, but for the multitasking alcoholic that likes to linger, a six pack in a cooler outside the shower is still the best way to go.

At this point, there is no word on availability, but the Shower Beer Behance page does indicate that it is, in fact, an actual thing that can be ordered by contacting the design team directly. [click to continue…]

This dude may have a menial job helping to park cars at a Chick-Fil-A, but he doesn’t let that stop him from having a good time. I’m guessing that he’s very dedicated Jedi that’s trying to work his way up the ranks, but I admit that it could be some random guy that’s hopped up on drugs and chicken. Either way, his training is very entertaining. Check out the original video below along with the lightsaber edit. [click to continue…]