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Heinz has a new Super Bowl ad that knows exactly what you want to see.

A whole lot of wiener dogs dressed as hot dogs in a mad dash for Heinz condiments.

Enjoy.

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Gotta buckle those nuggets up for safety.

A dude going by the name “Zealot” on Twitter recently told the world that he would no longer be working at Burger King and that he had confiscated all of their chicken nuggets, justifying his actions with a simple “f*ck it”.

The social media response was swift, ranging from affirmations of hero status to requests for nugget sharing. However, when a news station contacted him about the nuggetnapping, he revealed that he had actually been asked to pick up extra chicken nuggets from another store and was transporting them when the idea struck.

At least now we know that customers in the area didn’t have to go nuggetless. Must have been tempting though—to just drive off with those nuggets and never look back. Head to Mexico and lay low, living off tens of dollars in nugget riches.

(via Mashable)

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(via @Wendys)

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A friend of Redditor dmizz recently visited a Starbucks in Los Feliz, CA and was greeted by this guy. Apparently, Starbucks was the only place he could find the inspiration and caffeination to lay down that hot keyboard track.

It’s only a matter of time before Starbucks has to add conference rooms and apartments to its locations.

(Reddit via Foodbeast)

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The Buffet Bandit has been caught on video. He’s got balls, and you have to admire his technique.

Plus, he was considerate enough to leave a little something behind for others one other person who may want noodles. Watch it below.

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It may have been a shart actually. Or maybe a wafart?

YouTuber Branden owns a gassy waffle marker that is a complete stranger to shame, ripping a “long windy one” (as James Joyce would put it) even while the camera was rolling.

See Also: A ‘Star Wars’ Death Star Waffle Maker Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

It’s also clear that the event was expected, meaning that this particular maker’s system may chronically disagree with waffle batter… tragic, but hilarious.

Watch the video below.

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(Titipan Pantu via Reddit)

Smooth Operator [Video]

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Morning ladies. Coffee? Follow me back to my place.

Check out the video below (NSFW language).

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Then again, pretty much all names baffle Starbucks baristas. It’s also common knowledge that some baristas just like messing with you. But the struggler is realer for Siân David.

She currently lives in Bristol, England but her name, pronounced “Sh-ah-n”, is Welsh. It’s the equivalent of “Jane” and she notes that it isn’t unusual in the UK. However, it’s clear that her local Starbucks baristas can’t handle it. So she took to facebook to document the hilarious misspellings.

Check out some examples below.

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Stephen Colbert’s world came crashing down yesterday when he ordered a BLT for breakfast and he noticed, too late, that it came without the “T”.

In my world, as long as I have my “B” life is worth living. I don’t even need the other “B” for bread. Just put a pile of bacon on my desk and back away. It can be on the floor even. I don’t care.

However, Stephen’s passion for a correct BLT knows no bounds. As you’ll see in the following video from The Late Show, he will stop at nothing to right this terrible wrong.

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