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The theme for Game of Thrones is very dramatic as the world of Westeros comes to life on the screen, but Clickhole has reimagined it with a man eating soup. Eating soup has never been so intense (or hilarious).

See the video after the break.

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I’m sure Yelp used to be a super helpful service once upon a time, but more and more we’re hearing about all kinds of ways to game the system and make an establishment look better than it may actually be.

Or, in the case of Botto Italian Bistro, gaming the system to make it look as awful as possible.

Why would a restaurant want to have the worst Yelp rating in the Bay Area? Well, owner David Cerretini decided to show his disapproval with Yelp when, he claims, they tried to blackmail him.

Cerretini says that Yelp called hime 20 times a week to advertise, and he caved to the tune of $270 for six months. He decided not to continue, and that’s when his negative reviews went up and his positive reviews disappeared. Can Yelp do that? According to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco, legally they can.

So, Cerretini’s turned his negatives into a positive by offering 25% discounts on pizza to customers who give the Botto Bistro 1-star Yelp reviews. The results have been hilarious, clever, and downright negative in the best way.

Apparently, Yelp sent him a threatening letter about the stunt, but Cerretini isn’t backing down. He claims that the campaign has attracted lots of loyal customers (not to mention great press).

Check out some of the reviews and Botto’s offer after the break.

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If you have kids, then you’ve like read them the popular children’s book Goodnight Moon enough times that you know the words by heart and want to throw the book out the window. This parody, Goodnight Brew, is a little something to lull beer lovers to sleep, or maybe educate your kids on the finer points of making beer. It’s your call.

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There’s nothing spooky about a standard, run-of-the-mill cheese plate. So if you’re planning on throwing a little Halloween get-together, crank it up with a tiny cheese graveyard. Check out the how-to guide over at Kathleen’s Confections.

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Let’s put a smile on that… assortment of vegetables? Eh, why not.

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When I think about donuts, I think about munching on a dozen Krispy Kremes while also hanging out in a pool full of rainbow sprinkles with Homer Simpson. But when artist Mike Mitchell thinks about donuts, well, he thinks about murderous little fried bits of dough that are going to use a battle axe to butcher all the donut-eaters in a 200-mile radius. Yeah… happy thoughts.

Check out some more of Mike Mitchell’s donut-related art after the break (Even Robocop can’t resist)…

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Check out the recipe at Foodinese.