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Finally, someone has come along to bring over the top food documentaries back down to earth.

In the following video, CBC parodies the trend with a typical bar and grill chef who is passionate about buying frozen, selling cheap and cooking all the way through. [click to continue…]

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In the beginning of this year, “sexy carrot” took the Internet by storm. Now that the entire Internet has Overwatch on the brain, people have put two and two together.

Tracer with sexy carrot legs was born.

Uuyan, a Japanese Twitter user, posted the picture above, and is is very sexy indeed (not to mention high in beta-carotine). But it gets better! There’s a second photo below that may be too sexy for young, impressionable minds. [click to continue…]

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It all started when a McDonald’s in Somerville, Massachusetts began advertising two egg muffins for $5 on their billboard. Shortly thereafter, the nearby Sav-Mor liquor store put up their own billboard ad, reading “Three egg muffins for $4”. With this, an ad war began that is still raging today, and the public is the beneficiary of the hilarious results. See more after the break…

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Not much is known about this cat. All we have are these pictures of it really, really enjoying a cake in a little birthday hat. That’s all the Internet needed.

The entire series of photos can be seen below. Let’s assume that the cake is made from some with cat-safe ingredients. With that in mind, you can commence cuteness overload.

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Made from food grade stainless steel with “stay straight” prongs, the mini machine guns will make you feel like you’re firing a barrage of buttery kernels into your mouth.

They also come in a set of four should your cob war require backup.

M16 Corn Holders ($9.09 via Geekologie)

Pets Vs. Food

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In the following GIFs, you’ll see two adorable pets biting off more than they can chew.

And, possibly, a dog getting two snacks for the price of one.

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The feud between Iron Man and Captain America is getting out of hand. They’re arguing over everything now—including the last donut.

Though, to be fair, it DOES have red, white and blue sprinkles. Seems like Cap’s kind of donut. However, he clearly warned RDJ about eating the last donut—but didn’t do the sensible thing and lick it to claim ownership. You just can’t take chances like that with Tony Stark.

Check out the hilarious video below.

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Thug Life

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Bonus points for the Trailer Park Boys reference.

Inked by Meredith Little Sky at Terrarium Tattoo in in Fort Collins, CO.

If that’s not hard enough for you, check this out…

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I’ve seen my hero and she is a pizza goddess. When this pizza-nomming gal found herself in the shot on the kiss cam, she went to TOWN on not one, but two slices of pizza.

You tomato saucy minx, you.

Whoever you are, I love you. Also, your friend is adorable. Also, the guy in the bottom of the frame wants some of your pizza.

Watch the video below.

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Police in Guangzhou, China recently moved in to apprehend a Ronald McDonald statue that was loitering in front of his fast food restaurant.

The statue was considered an obstruction and the restaurant reportedly ignored instructions to send Ronald packing, so the cops decided to haul him away. During the scuffle, his massive red shoes were left behind as a tragic reminder of what once was.

Truly a sad day for corporate mascots everywhere. Watch Ronald McDonald hit rock bottom in the video below.

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