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While we’ll never know why this dog reacted the way it did to the birthday pancake, you can’t help but add your own comment.

“I said I wanted waffles”

“Fire bad!”

“I don’t eat GLUTEN.”

“I wanted a pony!”

and so on.

Feel free to add your own caption in the comments.

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Yes, that man extremely intoxicated. There’s also a fence in his way and it’s causing him a lot of trouble, but a charitable individual shows him the secret of the rusty green fence and everything ends on a happy note. Yay!

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This little boy does a perfect impression of every single person who’s ever enjoyed the magic deliciousness that is Chipotle. Gosh, it feels like it was only yesterday that I too declared that Chiptole is my life.

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whatever, bitch

Made by Redditor caramelflahn. Pattern by SmallStitchShop.

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The time for beer is approaching. Very, very soon.

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