You think Luke’s shot on the Death Star was lucky? The secret was a can of Red Five for laser-like focus.
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Mr. T pities the fool that doesn’t enjoy a spot of tea in the afternoon. As you can see from this shirt, he likes to unwind with a little Tension Tamer.
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This t-shirt depicts the tragic assassination of Mayor McCheese. Some say that Ronald McDonald was on the grassy knoll with a birdcage.
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It started out civil, but Darth Vader ended up choking the cook for overcooking his meat and Boba Fett found a really long hair in his soup. That’s when the lightsabers and blasters came out.
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If you thought breaking through a few walls was bad, you don’t even want to know what Kool-Aid is like jacked up on caffeine.
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Vader likes his orange juice freshly force choked.
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Looking for something a little stronger than Butterbeer? Try a Hogwart’s Doubledortmunder Red Muggle Ale with a label inspired by Smithwick’s Irish Red.
This t-shirt is currently on sale for $12. Better grab it while you can because it disappears in around 24 hours.
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You want some thrilling heroics? Just give me a few Shiny Bocks and a silly hat.
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With a cherry on top!
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