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If you’re prepping to venture forth into the unknown, some liquid courage might be in order. I mean look at Captain Kirk. He’s MADE of beer.

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If you have a drink that is better cold than warm, it is only logical that you should use a drink cooler. It is only logical.

There’s also a joke to be made here about Spock and his ability to keep his cool.

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Here’s how every Star Trek fan should enjoy their drinks. Each glass holds 12 ounces and features a pixelated version of either Bones, Kirk, Spock, and a Gorn. Sold as a set of four.

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There is no better way to eat sushi than with this Star Trek sushi set. It includes a wood sushi plate and the Enterprise has a saucer section with a removable top that reveals a soy sauce dish. But the best part is that the warp effects slide out of the nacelles to become chopsticks! Brilliant.

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Things get pretty unstable when you’re getting bombarded by photon torpedoes (or weaving through rush hour traffic), and if you don’t have the right kind of coffee cup, you can totally spill all of your coffee. If you’re planning on heading into deep space (or work), you better pick up this Star Trek 20-ounce heat changing travel mug. It’ll keep your coffee nice and safe while you’re taking on the Klingons (co-workers).

Oh, and as an extra bonus, once the mug’s heated up, an image of the Enterprise will appear on the side.

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They’re so yummy! Eat one Captain. EAT IT DAMN YOU!

Redditor CakeForReddit got cardboard Jean Luc Picard to help make a batch of Valentine’s chocolates featuring Earl Grey ganache and lemon cream.

See the process unfold in the gallery after the break…

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It can be difficult to decide on a theme for your birthday cake, especially if you love science fiction. Apparently Neal decided to have Regali Kitchen combine all the sci-fi in one, glorious cake. There’s the Millennium Falcon and Death Star from Star Wars along with the Enterprise and a Klingon Bird of Prey from Star Trek.

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Firefly‘s Serenity is also there with a transport ship, as is the TARDIS from Doctor Who and a Dalek ship. There are even lighted effects to the ships’ engines or, in the case of the TARDIS, that little light on the roof.

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What’s the best way to take down the Borg? Well, you could always fall back on impeccable tactics and battlefield bravery, but I’m pretty sure that hurling pizzas at them is the best way to go.

The shirt’s available in a wide range of sizes too. So make it so and order one!

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It’s a suicide mission. Then again, part of me thinks that this gingerbread Enterprise by Blackmarket Bakery was created to intentionally torture hungry Star Trek fans because it’s too perfect to eat.

Yeah well, I’m onto you Blackmarket. I don’t care how pretty this awesomely made and delicious ship replica is – I’ll break myself off a nacelle and part of the saucer section and nom while making pew pew noises and pretending it’s under attack.

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You’ll be happy to be assimilated by the Borg when they arrive in this gingerbread cube. It’s made by using a Borg cube cookie cutter to create all six sides and then gluing them with icing. It makes for a cute ornament or you can use it as a little container to hold more holiday treats.

Check out the full recipe on Nerdist.