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Beam yourself up a delicious beverage or two with these Star Trek Transporter Pad LED Coasters from Think Geek.

Of course, these coasters can’t make beer just materialize out of nowhere (the ultimate goal of science has yet to be realized). However, this set of four coasters can mimic Star Trek’s transporters with LEDs and sounds. When you pick up or put down your drink, the coaster lights up. It also plays either the dematerialization or materialization sound (if you’re not keen on all the sounds, you can set it to just light up).

Product Page: ($29.99)

tea with jean luc

We all know Jean-Luc Picard is very particular about his beverage choices. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. However, it wasn’t until I saw this episode of Jan Van Den Hemel’s TNG Edit series titled Tea with Jean-Luc that I wondered what people did with the dishes the replicator…replicated.

Enjoy it after the break.

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You’ll be able to cook at Warp 10 in these Star Trek uniform aprons. They’re in the style of The Next Generation and available in red, gold, or blue. Features include:

Star Trek The Next Generation Apron
-Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
-Choose Red (Command), Gold (Operations), or Blue (Sciences)
-Clever chevron piecing recalls uniform design
-Strap is a single piece of ribbon, 120″ long, with an adjustable clip
-A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
-Features embroidered combadge and logo
-Materials: 100% cotton
-Care Instructions: Hand wash at 30° C. (No machine wash). Do not tumble dry.
-Dimensions: 30″ long in the front x 26 1/2″ wide at bottom

Now you can boldly head into the kitchen to whip up dinner for your crew.

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romulan ale pint glasses

Hey, these are just pint glasses. Whatever blue beverage you decide to put in them for “medicinal purposes” is your business.

Comes in a set of four.

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If you’re prepping to venture forth into the unknown, some liquid courage might be in order. I mean look at Captain Kirk. He’s MADE of beer.

See Also: Spock Koozie Helps Your Beer To “Stay Cold For Longer”

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spockcooler

If you have a drink that is better cold than warm, it is only logical that you should use a drink cooler. It is only logical.

There’s also a joke to be made here about Spock and his ability to keep his cool.

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Here’s how every Star Trek fan should enjoy their drinks. Each glass holds 12 ounces and features a pixelated version of either Bones, Kirk, Spock, and a Gorn. Sold as a set of four.

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There is no better way to eat sushi than with this Star Trek sushi set. It includes a wood sushi plate and the Enterprise has a saucer section with a removable top that reveals a soy sauce dish. But the best part is that the warp effects slide out of the nacelles to become chopsticks! Brilliant.

See another picture after the break.

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Things get pretty unstable when you’re getting bombarded by photon torpedoes (or weaving through rush hour traffic), and if you don’t have the right kind of coffee cup, you can totally spill all of your coffee. If you’re planning on heading into deep space (or work), you better pick up this Star Trek 20-ounce heat changing travel mug. It’ll keep your coffee nice and safe while you’re taking on the Klingons (co-workers).

Oh, and as an extra bonus, once the mug’s heated up, an image of the Enterprise will appear on the side.

Product Page: ($16.99)

picard valentine

They’re so yummy! Eat one Captain. EAT IT DAMN YOU!

Redditor CakeForReddit got cardboard Jean Luc Picard to help make a batch of Valentine’s chocolates featuring Earl Grey ganache and lemon cream.

See the process unfold in the gallery after the break…

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