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Trembling? Your blood sugar is probably low. The Death Star Toaster will annihilate your hunger. It even stamps the Star Wars logo onto your bread.

Granted, it kinda doesn’t make sense to model a toaster on a round object like the Death Star, but dammit—the Empire leaves no stone unturned:

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In the following video, Han Solo learns the hard way that you should never drink and drive the Millennium Falcon. I would have thought C-3PO would be the voice of reason and Chewbacca would have taken his keys.

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Eat a Buckethead for breakfast thanks to these new Stormtrooper toaster and waffle makers. Other Empire-approved breakfast appliances include:

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There are already so many ways you can own BB-8. You can get him as a lamp, as a remote control toy, a big cuddly plush, and more besides. Now you can have a teeny-tiny BB-8 monitor your fridge.

See Also: ‘Star Wars’ R2-D2 And BB-8 Mini Fridges

The little scamp detects when the refrigerator door opens and greets you with one of 20+ pre-recorded bleepy-bloopy droid noises. Leave the door open for too long and it’ll wail to get your attention. It has an ickle-wickle motorized head, uses three AAA batteries which can last up to three months, and you can position it anywhere you like in your fridge.

There’s just one catch – it’s currently available exclusively in Japan, where it sells for ¥4,860 (roughly $45 US).

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This Star Wars BB-8 teapot is certainly cute, but it appears to be pretty clever too. The teapot can be nested inside a cup to create a vaguely roundish shape.

Still, rolling will prove problematic—and 3rd degree burny.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens BB-8 Teapot ($39.99)

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As both a Star Wars fan and a whiskey fan, I am absolutely delighted to learn of the existence of a blogger who goes by the name of Scotchtrooper.

There’s also an Instagram account with, wait for it…whiskey and Star Wars-themed photos.

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Baker and sugar artist Mike McCarey–owner of Mike’s Amazing Cakes–crafted this fun mashup-cake inspired by Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

See Also: Never Mix Bugs And Cake, Unless It Involves Ant-Man

As you can see, each layer features a different character: the bottom layer is Kylo Ren, the middle is Rey, and the top one is BB-8.

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Piemaker Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin made these snazzy-looking apple turnovers in the shape of the most visually inconsistent Star Wars character across the entire saga. No, not Yoda (seriously, what was up with his mouth in the prequels?), but… y’know. Jabba The Hutt.

Using just two apples, some patsry and a hint of cinnamon, Jessica has created a version of Jabba the Hutt even Han Solo wouldn’t object to. I mean, probably.

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Chef Marc Marrone of the Arlington Club in New York City is the genius behind this giant S’moretrooper dessert. There aren’t any details on how the stormtrooper was sculpted, but there’s no shortage of nerdy ice trays/molds out there that could be used for something like this.

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Well, now you can cross it off your bucket list.

The Sweet Spot, an Arizona-based bakery, crafted this impressive, chibi-style cake of everyone’s favorite Toydarian, Watto.

The cake stands at 16″, and it features a what was undoubtedly a tasty cinnamon buttercream filling and a cinnamon white chocolate ganache for icing. The Sweet Spot made the cake for the May the Sugar Force Be With You collaboration, which focused on creating fun sugar art pieces in honor of Star Wars Day.

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