More specifically, it has apps for tea, sausage, cheese, eggs, bread, coffee and uh…pills? We assume that means vitamins but it could also mean that it has breakfast for junkies covered.
And talk about tough! It has a screen so rugged you can run a knife across it. Plus, you can get it wet with all kinds of meat juices with no problems. Except maybe a weird smell or festering germs. But hey—iPhone-shaped cutting board!
Product Page (€15 or $20 leetlady via Technabob)
The meat and cheese was made of fondant, the sauerkraut from a coconut frosting and the bread from a marble cake. It’s like having lunch and dessert rolled into one.
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Does this carrot look like Buzz Lighyear’s torso to you? To beta-carotene and beyond!
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When you care enough to send the very best, send them a postcard shaped like a piece of cake. No matter where you are, your friends and relatives know you are eating well.
Check out the reverse image after the break—it really sells the illusion.
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Show her how much you really care with a dinner of bacon roses. Afterwards, you can hoist her enormous body over the threshold into the bedroom where you have sprinkled the bed with bacon bits.
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Drink some of your favorite
spirits out of these toilet shot glasses and I guarantee you will be feeling like crap and flushing things out of your system.
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A Canon Lens Thermos is great, but I’m more of a mug guy. Fortunately, I can now get that awesome camera lens look in a compact mug thanks to Photojojo. Plus it’s super realistic—check out the gallery after the break to see what I mean.
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The Canon camera lens thermos was only available for a short time, but Nikon has jumped in there to fill the void. Their awesome camera lens thermos is now available for purchase (assuming you can get on the overloaded product page that is).
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Sure, both cool you down, but I don’t like tasting blood in my ice cream.
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