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…at least if this shirt is anything to go by. Of course, it could just be an ad for yet another boring Dr. Pepper knockoff.

Product Page: ($34)

Jayne Cobb t-shirt

Jayne, the man they call Jayne. He’s not only the hero of Canton, he’s a tasty vegetable! This corn on the cob looks fantastic as Jayne – so much so that I highly recommend dressing up your corn in tiny Jayne costumes this summer.

In the meantime, you can dress up in this shirt on sale for $14. Better hurry though, the deal ends soon.

Product Page ($14)

Viper Room Grill

You’ve spent your day taking down toasters – you’ve earned a drink. Kick back at The Viper Room Bar and Grill with your fellow pilots! Have some drinks, play Triad, and smoke some cigars then buy this souvenir t-shirt on the way out.

Product Page ($16 and up)

Mario Loves Cake

Mario loves cake. I’m sure he’d ask Princess Peach for cake every day if he could. But whether or not he’d be able to get a slice or two would depend on, you know, if the Princess was up for baking.

I’m sure you know what I mean. Nathan Davis makes this point across very nicely and subtly with his ‘The Cake is a Euphemism’ artwork. You can wear on a shirt if you want to spread the good word that Mario’s getting a happy ending after all. Hit the break for a closer look at the design.

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shyguys burgers

When not making life difficult for Mario, the shyguys serve King Wart burgers and fries from their establishment that bears a striking resemblance to another chain that’s pretty popular in the third dimension. Obviously they weren’t shy about riding some coattails.

Product Page: ($12-$14 via Shirtoid)

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Although this may not be the kind of teabagging perverts would expect, it’s important to note that the picture cuts off the lower body, so he could be up to anything down there.

Product Page: ($20)

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Unfortunately this fact, coupled with his obvious ripoff of the Batman theme, caused TV producers to pass him over in favor of a more forgettable British version. Check it out after the break.

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…although an open hand with “Pay Up” would be just as appropriate.

Product Page: ($15)

Shawarma tee

The Avengers increased the country’s awareness of the tasty treat known as shawarma. Show your respect to both the meat roasted on a spit and the superheroes who fight hard to keep you safe by wearing this shawarma t-shirt. It’s also one of those fun, somewhat obscure references that will make those who recognize it really happy.

Pre-order now to receive your tee in April.

Product Page ($16.99)

A Lannister always pays his tab—and this one is only $10 if you grab it today.

Product Page ($10/Today Only)

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