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CTHOOKIE-MONSTER

Hidden in the depths of the Pacific, beneath rolling waves of darkness, lies true terror. Some say that he can be summoned if you say “Chips Ahoy” three times.

I’m talking about, of course, the Cthookie Monster. If you want to keep your cookies safe, show your allegiance to the ancient but adorable monster with this t-shirt.

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The BMO gaming system is highly underrated. Sure, it doesn’t have the same graphics capabilities as an Xbox One or a Playstation 4, but BMO can actually talk. And dance. And also be a little bit sassy.

Of the system’s most popular games, “Makin’ Bacon Pancakes”, was one of the few titles to use the system’s Frying Pan accessory (which, according to a study I just made up, caused over 800,000 house fires in the U.S. during the ’80s).

The shirt is available in our Nerd Approved Shirt Store for only $14 for a limited time!

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bird-pizzaborg

What’s the best way to take down the Borg? Well, you could always fall back on impeccable tactics and battlefield bravery, but I’m pretty sure that hurling pizzas at them is the best way to go.

The shirt’s available in a wide range of sizes too. So make it so and order one!

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The Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer got us all talking about new lightsabers, new droids, and a fancy new landspeeder. As many have noted, that landspeeder kinda looks like a giant popsicle. It’d be kind of handy to have a few of these stashed away on sweltering hot Tatooine.

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cupcake science

I think cupcakes are magic because I’ve been known to burn water. However, this t-shirt has revealed that there is actually a science to them.

Magic or science? Who knows? I just know that cupcakes are delicious.

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bacon

Bacon is as American as apple pie and smells even better, so creating a t-shirt with bacon and eggs styled as he United States flag is brilliant. Also, by using a special scented ink, the aroma of bacon will waft off of your shirt in a 6″ radius. It lasts for 20 washes and then it’s still a cool bacon shirt, but smells only of shirt.

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dark side cookies shirt

Darth Vader is just a big ol’ softy at heart. When he’s done slaying Jedi children and blowing up unsuspecting planets with moon-like space stations, he loves to bake chocolate chip cookies. Celebrate the kinder side of Darth Vader with this “You Can’t Resist The Force Of The Cookies” t-shirt, which is 100 percent cotton. Just remember, Darth Vader hates oatmeal cookies, so don’t bake those. If you do, he might think you’re part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, and he’ll have you taken away. Trust me, you don’t want that.

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I have one rule. Just one. I live my life by it. It’s my code, my personal creed of sorts.

Eat more pizza!

Yes, this shirt is a celebration of my one rule. It’s available for both men and women. And it is glorious.

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So, can you guess what kind of beer Groot likes to drink? If you said, “I am Groot,” you’d be partially right, but the answer is actually Groot Beer. Now you can show off your love for Groot’s favorite beverage with this awesome Groot Beer T-shirt. And once you pick up the shirt, you can head to Knowhere for a quick pint with Groot himself. Sounds like a plan!

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Now we know what the drink of choice is at Torchwood. Captain Jack’s Original Hypervodka is likely to wash away a day’s worth of trouble, and possibly transport you to another place in time entirely.

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