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Here’s a new one. This video game by Bossa Studios has you carefully moving a piece of bread around a room. It’s supposed to be all part of its quest to become toast, and from the trailer it looks rather perilous. It falls into a toilet, wields a giant knife, and goes for a spin on a ceiling fan—all while you control each of its four corners to move it along. Who needs zombie games when you can play as the walking bread?

Check out the gameplay in the video after the break.

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In this gloriously insane video, the guys at Photonicinduction amp up a regular toaster to a level that the fire department would likely not approve. They use huge power supplies to push up the voltage and watts of a poor toaster so that the thing glows like molten lava and cooks/sets fire to bread in just ten seconds.

See the video after the break.

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Here’s a handy gadget that turns your toast into an adorable 3D teddy bear. It’s like a toast version of a cookie cutter and it even comes with interchangeable faces so your happy teddy toast can give you one of three different smiles. He’s the work of Japanese company Tokyo Hands and will surely send kids off to school happy.

See more pictures after the break.

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If you’ve ever had a problem buttering something because the butter was too hard or because you can’t keep a pat of butter on a knife (yes, I’m that person), allow me to introduce you to The Stupendous Splendiferous ButterUp Kickstarter project.

The ButterUp is a knife that quickly and easily grates your butter onto the knife for easy spreadability. No muss or fuss or broken toast.

No wonder this thing has funded way beyond the proposed budget. It’s one of those wonderfully simple but brilliant items that are an absolute must-have.

Head after the break to see their video.

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selfie toaster

Are you ready to eat your favorite selfie every morning? You could get that image (or just about any other one) on toast with a custom toaster from Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation. Images, line art, clip art, logos, notes – they can make it all. It’s certainly one way to make the early hours more interesting.

Product Page ($75 via Chip Chick)

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No one knows who’s a part of Anonymous because, well, you know, they’re anonymous. But your toast appears to be a member. This toaster burns the Guy Fawkes mask on your toast—so there’s no telling what it might do to your insides after you swallow it.

Product Page ($34.95 via 7 Gadgets)

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Easter is nearly here, and that means Cadbury creme eggs have flooded supermarket shelves. Sure, you can eat them right out of the wrapper, but you can also use the chocolate treat to make other desserts.

Serious Eats has taken the breakfast “egg in hole toast” concept and sweetened it by making a pound cake with a Cadbury creme egg in the middle. It sounds like it would make for a decadent and delicious dessert that’s also pretty simple to make. You have plenty of time to gather the ingredients before Sunday!

Get the complete recipe at Serious Eats.

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This Darth Vader toaster will turn your breakfast into a Dark Side feast. It will leave the image of the Dark Lord of the Sith and the Star Wars logo on your toast, but the best part is the toaster itself. It’s shaped just like Darth Vader’s helmet. Preorder now for delivery this July.

Product Page ($44.99)

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(Humortrain via Pleated Jeans)