Before today I would have said that a banana night light is preposterous. Now I feel like everyone should have a banana night light.

The manufacturer also feels it’s important for you to know that it “Even stands of it’s own accord. Now that’s absolutely ‘nanas.”

Check out another pic after the break…

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Two teens in Australia bought this McDonald’s burger for a friend in 1995, but the friend didn’t show up. So, instead of finding its way into someone else’s stomach or the trash, it was stored… for 20 freaking years. There are plenty stories about old McDonald’s burgers floating around the Internet, but this one might be the oldest. As you might have guessed, it is also completely bereft of mold.

It is now rock hard and lives in a padlocked wooden box. Imagine the surprise of some future treasure hunter who digs that sucker up.

If this wasn’t weird enough, the duo recorded a song called “Free The Burger” that explains the whole story. Check it out after the break along with an additional pic.

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I’m not sure why you’d want to wear a giant cheeseburger head mask, but if you’re ever invited to some burger themed soireè or you want to do a video like the cartoons we watched as kids where people turned into food, now you can with this Cheeseburger Head Mask.

Yeah, I got nothing. But to each his own, right?

If you want one but you’re not sure about being able to see, it does have eye holes and fits most adult heads.

Product Page: ($39.99 via Geek Alerts)

scopion pizza

Scorpion pizza will be available at the Calgary Stampede this July.

(CBC via Nerdcore)


Waynesboro, Georgia is heading for a whole new identity thanks to a 7 foot tall KFC bucket that mysteriously showed up in a woman’s front yard last Thursday. The phantom bucket subsequently appeared on Facebook and the local news, turning it into a popular landmark – the woman’s landlord even claims that he will have it mounted on a pole for the world to see. Needless to say, the misleading ad will likely result in a lot of pissed off, chicken-starved passers by who will have to trek more than five additional miles to get the Colonel’s nearest location.

Check out the news report after the jump.

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If there’s a weird nonsensical product that comes in colorful packaging and has a face, chances are it originated in Japan. Case in point: this bizarre candy that allows you to eat a candy sewage explosion that looks like the result of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s Mexican food bender.

You snap together a plastic toilet, give it a happy cartoon face with the enclosed sticker (because nothing says happiness like receiving huge dumps daily), then add water to the magic sh*t-powder, and presto! A simulated plumbing accident that you can eat.

MMMMMMMMMMMM!! Hit the jump for a demo vid.

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There’s a new ipecac soda available from Lester’s Fixins which is flavored like, of all things, ranch dressing. Somewhere, someone will pour this over a salad, but will it make the flavor any less disgusting? Probably not.

(via TCD)


Is Taco Bell a creepy stalker? It seems so as a series of photos showing bizarre, handwritten love letters from Taco Bell to a bunch of actresses and models, including Sports Illustrated’s Chrissy Teigen, Miss California 2012 Leah Cecil, Awkward’s Jessica Lu, and others have hit the web recently. Accompanying the notes were gift cards, branded rings and even invitations to Taco Bell’s test kitchen.

Here’s a sample written to a model named Acacia Brinley:

“Following you on Twitter was the best decision we ever made. You’re cool, a great friend and you like Taco Bell! We have to get you into the test kitchen this summer. We only let really cool people see our test kitchen, so you should be psyched. Keep Tweeting & more awesome things like this custom Taco Bell ring will come your way. Hope you like it.
Taco Bell”

Although you’d think these things would be met with indifference or a restraining order, Brinley was overjoyed to have a fast food chain as an admirer and tweeted:


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What the hell is Pet Bird-flavored ice cream you ask? Well, apparently it’s exactly what it sounds like, and originated in Torimi Cafe, a spot in Japan where people like to eat surrounded by birds.

The cafe’s new flavors include Cockatiel, Java Sparrow and Parakeet, all which debuted last week at a small bird expo in Osaka. According to the business, the ice cream is made with all-natural ingredients and “once in your mouth, the aroma of a parakeet would spread intensely.”

…According to Torimi Cafe, the Java Sparrow flavor evokes “the feeling of pressing the breast of a java sparrow into your mouth,” while the Cockatiel ice cream emulates that moment “when you’re sleeping with your mouth open and your cockatiel runs over your face and gets its leg in your mouth.” Happens all the time.

I’m going to guess that this is an acquired taste.

(TC via FB)