A group of bros were reported for drunk driving motorized picnic tables through the busy streets of Perth, Australia.

Police are apparently pissed and concerned, stating that they are risking their safety an the safety of others by driving unlicensed, un-roadworthy vehicles while drunk and wearing no protective clothing.

The world waits with bated breath to see if this story ends with a police chase.

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To celebrate the return of the McRib, and probably achieve a level of viral glory, YouTuber “LtMkilla” decided to stack 10 on top of each other and consume them all at once. As you’ll see, the process involved emphatically declaring his love and getting his eat on in a pretty annoying and NSFW way.

Watch the video after the break…

torso mugs

Today in “What the heck am I looking at”, I present these DC Comics Heroes molded ceramic pint glasses. As in, headless torsos molded into the shape of your favorite male or female DC hero that you then hold with your hand and drink from.

I just…I honestly don’t know what else to say.

Product Pages: Male Heroes Glasses / Female Heroes Glasses ($33.99)


For some reason, YouTuber Matt Stonie thought it would be interesting to deep fry a McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish sandwich eight times and then eat it.

The process is revealed in the video after the jump, which shows the steps of batter, fry, repeat over and over again until the result looked something like a football on a bun. He then ate layers of pure fried batter, made his way to the tiny fish core, and continued until there was nothing left.

Viewers will no doubt find his thin frame just as surprising as his ability to stomach this thing.

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wonder woman lunch box

Daniel and Sarah may think they’re decent parents, but it turns out they were exposing their daughter to horribly violent images and ideas by letting her carry a Wonder Woman lunchbox.

Luckily, their daughter’s school stepped in and put an end to that. They sent a note home with the OBVIOUS HOOLIGAN CHILD that clearly told them she can’t bring the hideous piece of warmongering propaganda pictured above back to school.

Clearly, Wonder Woman is a danger to children because she’s a superhero and superheroes are just false idols promoting violence.

Y’know, I’d be outraged about this, but I’m honestly too gobsmacked to even work up the energy to be mad.

Read the note and see another picture of the offending lunchbox after the break.

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We can only assume McDonald’s employee Garrett either really needs money (he does work at McDonald’s after all), or really needs attention – because he was willing to lick a grease trap for $5. As if that wasn’t enough, he did it twice.

That’s a whopping $2.50 per lick. I wouldn’t lick a grease trap for anything under $50. I have standards.

Watch the grossness after the jump.

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Before today I would have said that a banana night light is preposterous. Now I feel like everyone should have a banana night light.

The manufacturer also feels it’s important for you to know that it “Even stands of it’s own accord. Now that’s absolutely ‘nanas.”

Check out another pic after the break…

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Two teens in Australia bought this McDonald’s burger for a friend in 1995, but the friend didn’t show up. So, instead of finding its way into someone else’s stomach or the trash, it was stored… for 20 freaking years. There are plenty stories about old McDonald’s burgers floating around the Internet, but this one might be the oldest. As you might have guessed, it is also completely bereft of mold.

It is now rock hard and lives in a padlocked wooden box. Imagine the surprise of some future treasure hunter who digs that sucker up.

If this wasn’t weird enough, the duo recorded a song called “Free The Burger” that explains the whole story. Check it out after the break along with an additional pic.

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I’m not sure why you’d want to wear a giant cheeseburger head mask, but if you’re ever invited to some burger themed soireè or you want to do a video like the cartoons we watched as kids where people turned into food, now you can with this Cheeseburger Head Mask.

Yeah, I got nothing. But to each his own, right?

If you want one but you’re not sure about being able to see, it does have eye holes and fits most adult heads.

Product Page: ($39.99 via Geek Alerts)

scopion pizza

Scorpion pizza will be available at the Calgary Stampede this July.

(CBC via Nerdcore)