If you have a badass pirate impression that’s in need of some appreciation, then haul your ass to one of these participating Krispy Kreme locations on Wednesday. In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, the chain will be offering one free original glazed donut to those who can display proper pirate lingo. But wait! If you go a step further and dress the part, you’ll get a dozen, absolutely FREE!
As for the fine print: there’s no purchase necessary, no coupon required, and a limit of one offer per guest per visit. Finally, there’s no weapons allowed.