There’s no reason why you should suspect that those round things with holes in them in the Dunkin’ Donuts box aren’t really donuts. Unless you live with a particularly cruel prankster or unless it’s April Fool’s day.
These are actually meatloaf donuts prepared by Kitchen Fun With My Three Sons, and they only got the ‘donut’ part of their name because of how they look. Trust me, these taste nothing like donuts. The frosting isn’t sugar, but mashed potatoes and cream cheese. The donut itself isn’t even made of dough; rather, it’s molded from onion and pepper meatloaf.
I’d avoid donuts next Monday if I were you.